Tag: humor
group name: health-care
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September 10, 2008 08:31 AM EDT --
The American Academy of Otolaryngology-Head and Neck Surgery Foundation has issued a new twenty one page document that will undoubtedly make great strides in turning the tide on one of this country's . . . more
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October 15, 2008 12:56 AM EDT --
Hi everyone!
Our neighbor has a puppy he's giving away (FREE). It's a Dachshund, it's house broken, and it's great with kids.
He's giving it away because his wife says the . . . more
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February 24, 2008 11:52 PM EST --
" Inhabitants of Marin County are susceptible to a virulent form of the malady know as affluenza . "
It's wintertime and you know what that means -multitudes of viruses are busy choosing . . . more
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April 06, 2008 11:57 PM EDT --
" Caffeine deprivation is a life-threatening emergency for some of us "
Friday I let a casual acquaintance thread a television camera through my mouth, into my pharynx, esophagus and stomach. . . . more
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April 28, 2008 12:04 AM EDT --
It's Monday again, time to start a new week with a smile on your face.
We'll have a bunch o'humor at Gather Essentials: Writing today, plus a lot of fiction, poetry and who . . . more
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January 07, 2008 12:09 AM EST --
"The surgeon uses a microscope and tiny instruments from the 'Barbie Works in a Hospital Collection'."
New Year Greetings to all you writers and readers. It is the first Monday . . . more
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December 28, 2007 10:40 AM EST --
Need to diet?
Then let's get started!
Here's the first rule of thumb:
If it tastes good....spit it out.
And remember...
If you must have a cheeseburger and fries . . . more
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May 11, 2008 02:01 PM EDT --
Examples of mania are shown below:
Examples of personality disorder are shown below: . . . more
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May 28, 2008 09:50 AM EDT --
Hematologists are also out for blood.
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I'd rather have a phlebotomy than a lobotomy.
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June 13, 2008 09:46 AM EDT --
"The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of those who don't do anything about it." . . . more
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August 24, 2008 12:49 PM EDT --
Pasta Diet
The Pasta Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS!!
1. You walka pasta da bakery.
2. You walka pasta da candy store.
3. You walka pasta da ice cream . . . more
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October 22, 2007 02:51 PM EDT --
The makers of the new drug are shown below:
The drug is made from bats.
The Food & Drug Administration has approved the drug for release on Halloween. . . . more
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May 09, 2008 10:36 AM EDT --
Introduction
Unfortunately this is based on an actual person.
1. She went to the emergency room for a boo-boo.
2. The only times she's not complaining is when she's eating and . . . more
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August 16, 2008 10:10 AM EDT --
This is just a bunch of jokes.
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No matter where you go, there you are.
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October 03, 2008 01:24 PM EDT --
Schizophrenia ---
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder ---
We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Amnesia ---
I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic . . . more
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April 04, 2008 02:43 AM EDT --
I don't know about other dogs, but our two mini doxies love a lot a food
I wouldn't think they would like.
Angel & Katie both love Tuna fish, (I think Katie is half cat) sourkraut, carrots, . . . more
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October 25, 2007 10:32 AM EDT --
Craig: What do you call two orthopedic doctors?
Greg: Orthodox.
Craig: What do you call two physicians?
Peg: A paradox.
Surgery is cutting edge technology. . . . more
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April 03, 2008 11:21 AM EDT --
Why not since you are already online answer emails and get paid?
I ll be getting a check for $27 just opening up emails, if you refer a friend they join you get $5.
Great for that extra money. . . . more
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April 08, 2008 02:38 PM EDT --
With all the stuff going on today everyone losing their jobs, homes, not having any money to do anything about it what do you do? Which way to vote for ? Maybe we should ask our pets since they do not . . . more
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April 16, 2008 11:58 PM EDT --
Gather.com finally got me insane......
. . . more
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